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I've been listening to this album for days...tried to get off my kick, and my iPod accidently shuffled. This was the first song.

Holding on to this for future reference.

Well, not to soapbox, but you can't really have this attitude while approaching academic things. It's.... really unhealthy.

You failed math. So. Fucking. What?

10 years down the line, this won't matter. Future employeers don't check grades, all they care about is the lambskin [degree/diploma] So you might have to do summer school, so what? You've already been exposed to the material once before, therein, the second time around, it won't be NEARLY as hard.

I do actually practice in a limited capacity.

But, everything I'm saying is entirely true.

Don't worry, when you saw the F, the Earth didn't flip and no tidal waved killed millions. Granted, you'll take some flack from your parents, but from what I know, they're both emotionally crippled and shouldn't even be allowed to procreate.

Harness this, use it in the future. The only way this is a bad thing is if you let it be.
Rick says:
lulz they didnt actually kill her did they? lol no the fucking blade went through her but yeah they didnt kill her.
Sodapop says:
Well, it's what they thought.
There's also this one part where the guy drops his hat, and he goes full-out rage mode.
Lulz-worthy
Rick says:
hey.
dont fucking make fun of howard
howard is almost more epic than stains.
which means hes a hell of alot more epic than you.
Sodapop says:
Reason enough to make fun of him
Rick says:
ill kill you meg.
i swear to god.
ill kill you.
Sodapop says:
Howards a poopy head. >:C
Rick says:
howards a god.
Sodapop says:
And a poopy head
Isn't he the guy that goes against the boss?
Rick says:
yeah
and rapes them
Sodapop says:
o baby
But he still becomes a shibito or whatever in the end, doesn't he?
Rick says:
no
Sodapop says:
I thought the only one that didn't was that fucking little girl.
That everybody seems to hate
Rick says:
no she gets sent back in time.
Sodapop says:
wut
Rick says:
she gets sent back in time to when the first god fell from the sky. she eats it to avoid starving and becomes cursed with imortality. she grows up to be the blonde psycho cult bitch. but she loses her memorys at some point which is why she doesnt recognize herself.
Sodapop says:
Oh, that's her?
The 1000 year old bitch or whatever
Rick says:
yeah. the blonde woman thats like YOUVE TAKEN THE FRUIT or whatever.
Sodapop says:
Oh. I thought there was some little girl with her teacher or whatever.
Has ESP or some shit
Rick says:
the blonde little girl bella are the cult bitch are the same person.
the girl with black hair, mayako or somthing is the sacrifice needed to bring the new god into this world.
lulz and the cult bitch.
Sodapop says:
The little girl bella are the cult bitch
Beautiful
Rick says:
shut up
theres a huge time warp continum involved it find mucks your find. dar had to explain it like 0023984029384092304823049823094823809234093409238409 times
Sodapop says:
I bet. See, I read the Wiki about the Japanese version. I think it's pretty much the same but I'm still lost.
Rick says:
its never the same
Sodapop says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren_(video_game)
The only one that keeps their name is Miyako
Rick says:
yeah shes like the daughter or somthing
Sodapop says:
Yeah. I'm talking about Harumi Yomoda.
Rick says:
nou
Sodapop says:
"Harumi is a local ten-year-old schoolgirl gifted with a form of ESP related to sightjacking. She was on a school outing to study star constellations when the earthquake hit, and becomes trapped in the school along with her teacher Reiko Takato. Eventually, Harumi escapes the netherworld and ends the game as Takeuchi began it: wandering alone and orphaned through the aftermath of a natural disaste
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That one
Rick says:
thats in the first game. not bloodcurse
Sodapop says:
God fucking damn it. Okay.
That's the one I'm talking about, then
Rick says:
im talking about bloodcurse D
the game you showed me was bloodcurse.
Sodapop says:
Oh
Wel, it's a lot better than what I thought.
Rick says:
lulz
Sodapop says:
Maybe the first one's just better
Fucking Japan
Rick says:
no
Amana is an evil nun who ate the flesh of the dying god in order to become immortal. It is eventually revealed that she is the grown up form of Bella. She appears to suffer from some form of amnesia. This is evident when she behaves benevolently at specific points in the game. Eventually, she uncovers her lost memories and devotes her time to summoning Kaiko. Similar to Hisako Yao in the first Siren.
Sodapop says:
Yeah, I made that comparison
Rick says:
nou
Sodapop says:
uhm kay nevermind
that fucking nurse is a scary
Rick says:
nou
Sodapop says:
>:C have you played the first one
Rick says:
no
i had a big enough mindfuck from bloodcurse.
sight jacking is pretty cool
Sodapop says:
It is. I like that feature.
Rick says:
especially when theyre right outside where you are cause its like OMG DONT OPEN THAT CLOSET
and then they do and youre like OH BALLS
Sodapop says:
LAWL i know.
That would scare the shit out of me
Rick says:
but yeah i like siren blood curse alot. graphics look muddy and dramatic, howard kicks ass and is a likable character. all the annoying bitches die and it completly fucks up my head trying to figure out this nigger filth.
Sodapop says:
I know right. This game seems fucking epic. And, yeah. Okay. Howard's the shit.
Rick says:
i know
let me know if you have any questions. im like 98% expert.
Sodapop says:
Got it.
I love how all of the important characters speak perfect English and yet all of the shibito and crap are like hurr Japanese.
Rick says:
lulz well it is a japanese village. and all the important characters are all amazingly white. cept the token nigger
Sodapop says:
Of course.
WOAH MAN THE FINAL WORLD OR WHATEVER IS BANANAS
Rick says:
i know
Sodapop says:
It's like there's fucking crack in that box thing
Rick says:
i know
Sodapop says:
What is that box thing. All I get is that it's apparently fucking awesome and some sort of sought after item
Rick says:
any pics? im rewatching the first episode.
Sodapop says:
Of the box thing?
Rick says:
does it shoot blue shit
Sodapop says:
Yeah
Rick says:
its the urne. its a mystical item buried in the ground thats like the shit that can kill the gods and the shibitos.
Sodapop says:
Got it. This whole ending is fucking crazy.
Rick says:
yup
Sodapop says:
Some guy gets sucked into like. A black hole deal
Rick says:
he have glasses?
Sodapop says:
I think so?
Rick says:
sam monroe. hes bellas dad.
Sodapop says:
What's he get sucked into?
Rick says:
the time fuck. he gets sent back when the village originally gets whiped out by a mudslide and the reason he says howard that was his name is because he knows that for his daughter to survive everything that just happend has to happen again. cause hes like 40 years in the past. and somehow he figured all this shit out. and since howards the key to everything 40 years later he emails howard saying hes a friend or somthing and that he needs to come out. which is when he saves miyako from the sacrifice. which was prophisized by bella i think after she becomes the cult leader way back when she eats the dead god. so its like a revolving door powerpoint buttfuck.
Sodapop says:
....Okay, I'm lost.
Rick says:
lulz
Sodapop says:
So basically...it ends with the beginning?
I don't get it.
Rick says:
yep
Sodapop says:
Fuck this horror shit I'm going back to Sly Cooper.
Rick says:
lulz what dont you get.
Sodapop says:
Like. Everything.
Rick says:
questions are easier to answer then i dont get it.
Sodapop says:
So....the dad gets sucked back to when he first came to the village?
Rick says:
the dad gets sucked back in time when the god is defeated. back to 1976.
Sodapop says:
Oh, okay. And so does Bella.
Rick says:
she goes back. but much further. like hundreds of years.
Sodapop says:
Okay. I get that part. But then how does the dad know she's the crazy cult leader bitch?
Rick says:
i think its because theres a time reset around the middle of the game. the story of the game is supposed to go in a certain way. think of it as gods will. he has it all planned out and all he needs is the people to do what is in his plan. well in the first half things dont go according to plan. some people dont die like how theyre supposed to. some people dont die when they should. some people die when they shouldnt. etc etc. well in the first half sam monroe dies and becomes a shibito. im assuming he then connects to the hive mind and kind of knows everything that they know such as amana being bella.
well the gods are like Wait whut? thats not right. so they reverse time and it goes again. but. everyone regains their memorys of the echoed chain of events. so amana. who helped howard in the begining because she didnt know who he was. now knows that hes a threat to the new gods order so she goes after him now.
Sodapop says:
Oh, I get it now.
Rick says:
anything else?
Sodapop says:
Nah, I think that's it.
Rick says:
dont worry about sol jackson. the black guy. he serves no purposed. he becomes a shibito and does weird shit to the other people. thats it.
Sodapop says:
Kay. Any other important shit I should know? What happens to Miyako after Howard kills the psycho bitch?
I know she dies beforehand and helps Howard and shit
Rick says:
miyako was sacrifised, but in the first events amana binds her and howard together by their blood. i dont remember why but thats why he can use the uryen and shit. i guess she still has a link with howard but otherwise shes just in the spirit world having sex with giant psychodelic monsters.
oh
amana didnt bind their blood. miyako did it herself because shes a priestess and immune to the curse so doing so made howard immune too cause he was protecting her and such.
Sodapop says:
Oh. So that's why he's not a Shibito or anything.
Rick says:
right.
Sodapop says:
I follow that. So, because of that, he's the only one that can kill all the Shibito
Rick says:
bingo
Sodapop says:
Yay. But...back to the time-fuck. That e-mail things happens before the second events, first events, or after the game?
Rick says:
at the end of the game. sam is sent back in time to the 70's. he then waits till around the begining of the game to send the email to howard that takes him to the village. i remember seeing somthing that said sam is found dead by old age in a forrest. i guess thats where he lived out the rest of his days waiting for howard.
Sodapop says:
Okay, I think I get it. So, Sam sends the e-mail at the end of the game, which is why he's waiting for him at the beginning.
Rick says:
he sends the email before the game starts to lure howard to the village.
Sodapop says:
Ah, alright
Rick says:
old sam sends the email not the young sam.
Sodapop says:
Okay. Old Sam is in the 70's. He sends the e-mail because of all the events and shit that happened before getting sucked back, which he remembers.
Rick says:
right.
young sam is sent back in time to the 70s. he has to wait till the present to send the email. because whats the point of sending it right away. howards probably not even born yet and everything has to be exact or god gets pissed and resets everything.
Sodapop says:
Ah, okay. So, Sam dies while waiting for Howard to get his ass over there
Rick says:
right. though he wouldnt have been able to see howard anyway because hed already be in the village so itd be like double sam fuckage
he knows he has to send the email and thats it. so im sure he just sent it and then went about his life and just happend to die soon after.
Sodapop says:
Okay. But, isn't there double Bella fuckage, kinda?
Rick says:
yeah but amana is cursed so its allowed.
Sodapop says:
Got it. Is the name change explained, or is that because hurr durr plot twist?
Rick says:
bella loses her memory at some point and im sure with the cult and shit going on she probably got named that for some reason, maybe it means somthing. maybe she just made it up as a filler. maybe the gods gave it to her i dont know
Sodapop says:
Probably that last one. Is that why she turns into the crazy-ass fucking bee thing at the end?
Rick says:
i asked dar. amanas the name the jap people gave her.
i think she changes from the gods curse. it made her immortal but its kind of like resident evil. people inject themselves with the virus to become powerful but when the chips are down they mutate into somthing weird.
Sodapop says:
Oh, okay. Got it.
What about that doctor guy you fight before the psycho shit?
The one that comes at you with the sword.
Rick says:
hes the guy who was proforming the sacrifise in the first cutscene. he knows of the whole time warp shit and hes just doing his part to keep it rolling. i think he even knows how many times its repeated cause in the first half he says like. im sick of doing this and then kills himself. but the gods were like OH NO YOU DONT YOU SNAGGLE TOOTH MOTHER FUCKER DO IT RIGHT so he helps howard by giving him the uryne and forcing him to unlock it by attacking him
Sodapop says:
LAWL SNAGGLE TOOTH. So, he does eventually die.
Rick says:
yup.
Sodapop says:
He's a good shibito, then?
Rick says:
i dont think he becomes a shibito. i think when he dies its at the reset point so he goes back to the sacrifice in the begining.
Sodapop says:
Okay. Does shit reset itself when the cop shoots Howard in the beginning?
Rick says:
no amana helps him.
but she doesnt know him or that hell eventually ruin her shit.
Sodapop says:
Got it. She only knows that during Part II or whatever you want to call it.
Rick says:
right
Sodapop says:
So, why does she help him during Part I?
Rick says:
maybe because subconciously she knows howard from when she was a kid.
or maybe its explained in the game i dont really remember all the details
Sodapop says:
Ask Dar.
Rick says:
i am
Sodapop says:
Good boy
Rick says:
rick is a good boy.
Sodapop says:
Yes he is <3
Rick says:
he doesnt know
Sodapop says:
If Dar doesn't know, then nobody does. New question.
So...have we covered all of the main characters?
Rick says:
not melissa gale
bellas mother. ex wife to sam monroe. shes a bitch to sam for no reason. but she still loves him i guess. other than the conception of bella i dont think shes really a necessary character
Sodapop says:
Does she become a Shibito?
Rick says:
yes. in the second half she saves bella from a shibito and sacrifices herself in doing so. she becomes one and with her last bit of sanity saves her again from sol, whos also a shibito.
Sodapop says:
Got it. So, Howard is the only non-shibito or dead one by the end of the game?
Rick says:
well. sam and bella. they get turned in the first half but then it resets and they get sent back in time when the god dies. so yeah howards the only one who kind of stays in the present.
Sodapop says:
Okay, so. In the first game, the shibito realm is different from the 'real world'. Is it the same in this one, too?
Rick says:
i dont know shit about the first game.
yeah howard stays in the present and is hunting and killing all the shibito. which stay dead so im guessing once hes down he can leave the villiage and live his life or whatever. i think the shibito realm is in the real world. its just cursed with zombies and shit. i dont think howard or the others could leave though if they wanted to. they have to do the set course of events and since howards the only one whos left at the end he can leave.
Sodapop says:
Oh, I've got it. But it's just the one village. So it's cool everywhere else.
Rick says:
right
Sodapop says:
Does Howard keep all of the memories of the shibito and stuff after he kills them all? Guess we wouldn't know.
Rick says:
yeah i think so.
Sodapop says:
And he wasn't a part of the camera staff at all. You know, from the beginning
Rick says:
right. he was just a random guy.
Sodapop says:
But Sam was
Rick says:
sam knew what was going to happen and knew howard was the key so he sent it to him. howard was like wtf. so he goes and stumbles on the ritual. like he was supposed to.
Sodapop says:
Right, I follow that. But Sam was a part of the camera staff.
Rick says:
from what ive gathered he was atleast involved in the reporting they were doing. and for god knows what reason thought his kid would want to come. along with his ex wife. but i think shes either the producer or the reporter
Sodapop says:
Seriously. You'd think Sam would want her away from it.
Rick says:
well he didnt know that all this shit was going to happen. and his older self couldnt tell him.
Sodapop says:
That makes sense. It's like two totally different people except not.
Rick says:
yup
Sodapop says:
So, that's all of the main characters?
Rick says:
i think so.
Sodapop says:
Can Miyako and Howard still communicate after Amane's defeated?
Rick says:
not that i know of. howard doesnt do say anything at the end that shows it. he says it was the promise i made to miyako so im assuming if he could he just say it to her and not out in the open.
but then again the game likes to be faggot
Sodapop says:
Yeah, I noticed. The end with all of the metal music kinda made me lul
Rick says:
loved the headphones and double shotguns.
i was so pissed when howard got shot in the first part. i seriously thought he was dead and i already knew i really liked him.
Sodapop says:
Yeah, me too. Although that was mainly because you told me he killed the final boss which made me go WTF a little.
Rick says:
yeah.
Sodapop says:
I think this whole game is really like one big WTF
Rick says:
its not when you have a good understanding of everything but if you dont have sombody to ask questions youre stuck with loop holes the size of hillary clintons ass.
Sodapop says:
That's fucking beautiful.
So, pretty much, if you didn't have Dar I wouldn't have you and we'd all be fucked.
Rick says:
yeah
hes like the horror game whiz. he eats this shit up for breakfast
Sodapop says:
Without any milk
Rick says:
or bowls
Sodapop says:
Or spoons
Rick says:
or cereal
Sodapop says:
or mouth
Rick says:
or dar
Sodapop says:
or existance
Rick says:
i already said that D
Sodapop says:
I meant existance as a whole.
Rick says:
nou
Sodapop says:
Like...The Universe.
Rick says:
nou
Sodapop says:
You are the universe.
MY universe. <3

And now...

NATHON SMITH



THEOBJECTIONIST



PHOENIXFIRE



OBBY



FAG

CYRUS~

THE_METAL
CYRUS ALETHEIA
ALEX SLADE
Am I the only person in the world who knows who this guy is?
Reminds me of my own neighborhood. Bon Jovi does that to you sometimes.

listening to "Home - Daughtry" on Blip

Who else can't wait for his new album?
This song is way too catchy.
The only Bon Jovi cover I will ever listen to.